im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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