i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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