You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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