i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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