This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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