Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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