Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
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