STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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