Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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