Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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