Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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