yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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