Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
You were trust falling into bushes
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Randomize
