that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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