piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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