Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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