Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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