its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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