I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The air was thick with penises
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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