you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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