If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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