If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
They have beer where we have blood.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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