I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I have post one night stand depression
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