I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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