there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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