I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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