she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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