Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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