Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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