question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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