its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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