do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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