Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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