Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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