You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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