The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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