you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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