i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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