i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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