yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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