they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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