It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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