This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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