if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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