the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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