Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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