when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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