Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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