I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.