Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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