this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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