HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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