come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
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No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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